29 April 2021 – Love at First Sight by Kylie Minogue

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Love at First Sight is a great song and Kylie Minogue, in general, could potentially have one of the most solid greatest hits albums if I was allowed to curate it. That’s a much longer blog post for the future.

Love at First Sight is one of those songs that I will always dance to. It feels like its scientifically concocted to appeal specifically to me. The nu-disco and dance elements, combined with singing that I can’t replicate but will always try to, are perfect.

The mad thing for me is that Love at First Sight has two insane musical features that have no business being in the song but are incredible additions. There’s what I think is classical guitar in the pre chorus that just very delicately appears. This reminds me of DJ Pied Piper & The Masters of Ceremonies’ Do You Really Like It? and once I made that connection it’s impossible not to think about it every time I hear it. Secondly, there’s some insane bongos that appear around the two minute mark out of nowhere. I listened to this song for years without noticing either of those details but they’ve changed my life. Two masterstrokes in one song. What a time to be alive.

You can listen to Love at First Sight by Kylie Minogue here.

28 April 2021 – When Did Your Heart Go Missing? by Rooney

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When Did Your Heart Go Missing? is a great one hit wonder. It’s a great riff and the lyrics are sung with a great punchable confidence. There’s some great nonsense talking in the outro:

I don’t know where your heart went
It was here just the other day
Now it’s gone
I’m gonna call the police
Call the investigator, the heart investigator

But sometimes the reason I love a song is the trivia around it. This is one of my best bits of trivia and it’s a spider web of useless information. The lead singer of Rooney is Robert Coppola Schwartzman. His uncle is Francis Ford Coppola so with that you get all the linked madness there. Nicholas Cage, Sofia Coppola and Roman Coppola are his cousins. And his brother is Jason Schwartzman, the actor, but, also very interestingly (if you enjoy this kind of nonsense), the former drummer in Phantom Planet, another band with a classic one hit wonder from around the same time, California.

You can listen to When Did Your Heart Go Missing? by Rooney here.

27 April 2021 – Gay Bar by Electric Six

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The terrifying thing about Electric Six is the thought of what they could have been if they’d used their powers for evil. Gay Bar is a perfect example of the pure song writing ability of the band. The opening surf guitar riff is immediately recognisable and the lyrics are surreal nonsense of the highest order.

I think Gay Bar is probably nostalgic for anyone who was on the internet in the early 2000s. For a lot of people my age, Gay Bar was the ultimate teenage boy song. It’s worth going back and re-examining Electric Six though, particularly the Fire album. It’s a bit like what I wrote in the post about Clorox Wipe by Chromeo. These songs are such a song writing flex. To be able to write incredible tunes while also being goofy bastards is something you can only do as a master of the craft.

Listen to Gay Bar by Electric Six here.

26 April 2021 – Ms. Jackson by OutKast

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Ms. Jackson is an undeniable classic.

It’s a rare thing to have something that crosses over into the main stream but still retains the seriousness of where it came from. Ms. Jackson has huge mainstream pop appeal. There chorus is catchy and everyone knows the words because it’s just a couple of lines repeated throughout the song. At the same time, lyrically it’s iconic from Big Boi and Andre 3000.

Andre 3000 is generally considered to be one of the top rappers of all time but for me, Big Boi is a bit more consistent as a traditional rapper. The reason OutKast work, in my opinion is the solid foundation of Big Boi that allows Andre 3000 to do the more experimental stuff. Ms. Jackson is one of the best examples of that in my opinion.

On top of everything else, Ms. Jackson is a cool song because it’s very real. It’s a real situation for lots of people where there’s a breakdown of a relationship but there’s kids in the middle of things.

Listen to Ms. Jackson by OutKast here.

25 April 2021 – Love and Monsters, Greta, Palm Springs and Promising Young Woman

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The format for these weekend film posts feel like the need a bit of work so I’m going to try some things out over the next while. I watched a couple of things this week so I did a bit of a round up. In the order I watched them…

Love and Monsters (2020)

Enjoyable but forgettable. It stars Dylan O’Brien, who I know from the Maze Runner films and quite like. It’s been long enough since the height of YA apocalypse stuff for this to feel fun and it has a nice dog in it.

Greta (2018)

This film was ruined on me before I watched it because I didn’t really want to see it in the first place. It turned out to be better than I’d expected. It’s unsettling and fairly creepy. I went on my phone for parts of it but sometimes that’s the type of film you need.

Palm Springs (2020)

Probably my favourite thing I watched this week. That’s very subjective, not necessarily the best, but it is the film I enjoyed the most. It’s a classic Groundhog Day, reliving the day story line, but it’s great fun. Andy Samberg is a very likeable dude. I don’t remember seeing Cristin Milioti before but she has great chemistry with Samberg. It’s funny and silly but it’s also sweet. The time loops set up some good gags, there’s some great dancing and some good testing of the limits of the loop. Definitely worth a watch.

Promising Young Woman (2020)

Promising Young Woman is an odd one. It’s an intensely unpleasant story but a very likeable film. There are a couple of serious messages to the film about “nice guys”, attitudes to sexual assault and cancel culture but the tone of film is generally light and quite funny. Carey Mulligan is superb. Bo Burnham is surprisingly good. The casting in general is very well done. I don’t want to ruin anything so I won’t go on, but there is a lot to discuss after watching it.

23 April 2021 – Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinéad O’Connor

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Nothing Compares 2 U is a beautiful track and probably one of the greatest songs of all time.

It’s an odd idea it could be Sinéad O’Connor’s biggest song but at the same time such a Prince song. I remember being surprised when I first learned that it was a cover but when you actually think about it, it’s so Prince. The 2 U in the title is the most obvious clue.

The song fits in to the Prince catalogue of ballads but his own versions just don’t hit right. It’s a credit to Sinéad or her team that they heard it and saw what they could do with it. The lyrics are simple and the meaning is clear. Her voice is powerful and fragile at the same time. Sinéad O’Connor takes a filler Prince track and turns it into one of the best songs ever.

Sinéad O’Connor is a national treasure. She’s got a lot of shit over the years but she’s super brave. I think she’s probably a self destructive person and has made some questionable statements over the years but she’s been totally on point more than once about very serious issues.

You can listen to Nothing Compares 2 U by Sinéad O’Connor here.

22 April 2021 – Sleepy Crusader By Falqo

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I drunk messaged Falqo on Facebook in 2015 to tell him he was a legend and he was very polite in his response. My message was inspired by coming home from a night out and listening to Sleepy Crusader over and over and dancing in my kitchen on my own.

Falqo doesn’t have a huge amount of music out in the world but it is consistently incredible. Sleepy Crusader is still one of my favourites. It’s pure disco wizardry with some slick vocals. There are so many levels in the song that come together to make it impossible not to dance to. There are spacy keys and the bass is running all over the place. It’s worth listening with decent headphones to hear how the track fills the space.

I could probably write a blog entry for every Falqo song, but this is the particular track that has the biggest personal link. Sometimes when I sit down to write about a song I get in my head about it and talk myself out of writing a post. Sleepy Crusader was the opposite. I’ve listened to it so many times and every time I become more sure that this is one of my favourite songs of all time.

You can listen to Sleepy Crusader by Falqo here.

21 April 2021 – Hopeless by Azizi Gibson

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Hopeless is a great song because it’s sad and introspective but also kinda goofy. Lyrically, it’s emotional and confessional, accepting blame for a relationship falling apart. It’s backed by simple keyboards and quite sparse beats. Azizi Gibson alternates between singing and rapping with parts of the singing in falsetto and then repetition of the work fuck in a range of voices at the end of the refrain.

The goofiness of the fucks and some of the falsetto is actually part of what makes the song so real. It has the vibe of delirious hopelessness. It feels like how it feels to be desperately sad for a while when you start to slightly detach from reality.

Then on top of it all the song slaps. It’s mad that something so sad makes me want to dance. The outro, in particular, goes hard and has one of my favourite lyrics, “Let’s try again before you get yourself some new dick”. It’s interesting because the idea is that he could be replaced by sex with someone new, but he ruined the relationship by chasing sex elsewhere. It seems to acknowledge questions about what he brought to the relationship in the first place and the need to be better than just not cheating.

You can listen to Hopeless by Azizi Gibson here.

20 April 2021 – Harleys in Hawaii – KANDY Remix by Katy Perry

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Sometimes it just is what it is. Harleys in Hawaii is a trash song. Just not good. The KANDY remix is great. Part of what I love about it is that it’s still super trashy.

The lyrics are incredibly bad. Inspirationally bad.

You and I, I
Ridin’ Harleys in Hawaii-i-i
I’m on the back, I’m holdin’ tight, I
Want you to take me for a ride, ride
When I hula-hula, hula
So good, you’ll take me to the jeweler-jeweler, jeweler
There’s pink and purple in the sky-y-y
We’re ridin’ Harleys in Hawaii-i-i (Ha)

Despite how hard Katy Perry works to make a terrible song, the KANDY remix is a banger. It takes the song back to that weird phase where Katy Perry put out Swish Swish and Bon Appetite which were so good but so strange. That’s what I want though. It’s a solid car tune, turning it up until the bass wobbles the car.

Listen to Harleys in Hawaii – KANDY Remix by Katy Perry here.

19 April 2021 – Losing Grip by Avril Lavigne

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Losing Grip is a fucking hardcore song from a bizarre album. Let Go is a really strange. It’s almost a fifty fifty split between a kind of nu metal Alanis Morissette and filler strummy guitar crap with Sk8er Boi as a novelty outlier.

It’s hard to place Losing Grip. It’s probably supposed to be an Incubus song with some Canadian warbling. The pre chorus is one of my favourite examples of creating momentum using vocals. The first three lines build intensity before the last line shifts into the heavy chorus.

“I was left to cry there
Waitin’ outside there
Grinning with a lost stare
That’s when I decided”

I wonder about what the real response to Avril Lavigne was at the time. I’m sure if Reddit had been the way it is now there would have been plenty of toxic commentary on this album because it flirts with being rockier but reigns it in with some lighter forgettable pop stuff. And I wonder if people at the label had a big influence on it, because the end result is a bit all over the place, trying to tick boxes without alienating anyone too much.

Listen to Losing Grip by Avril Lavigne here.